![]() Click the MonkMan | Need quality professional Windows desktop or web software solutions at reasonable hourly or firm fixed prices, or word count based impeccable American or UK English writing? Click on the HandCuffed Monkey at the typewriter and contact Bill Purkins. Some of his recent reviews follow:. |
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| Q: Bill's current Rentacoder rating is 8.86, better than 98 % of his peers. With so many 10 ratings why is it 8.86? |
| A1: "You see you can't please... everyone, so you've... got to please yourself." - Ricky Nelson (Garden Party) |
| A2: "People love it when you lose, They love dirty laundry..." - Don Henley |
| A3: "I screwed up a few times. I only make the same mistake once though." - Me |
| Q: What are your programming rates, hourly? |
| A: Working from a home office my expenses are low. 30-40 dollars an hour, though I prefer to bid a fixed amount for a job. |
| Q: How do you charge for writing? |
| A: By the word. I get a minimum of 2 cents a word. 3 cents a word if there's a lot of research. Lowest number of words you can buy is 2400, as my agent takes 15% or $ 3, whichever is greater, so 24 bucks is the break point with 15 % being $ 3.60. |
| Q: How small a writing job will you take? |
| A: $ 24, Unless it's a test, to qualify for a larger job, then I'll bid on one article. |
| Q: What's your turnaround time? |
| A: I get 10 % extra for a rush job. That's anything under two days. Otherwise, I am usually available between immediately or at least within a week. I can work long days and hours with no problem so it's rare that I am not available if you really need something. I try to keep a fully booked schedule though. Plus, I work weekends, |
![]() | Contact Bill today for all your programming and writing concerns.Ad copy, sales letters, editing, press releases, ghostwriting ebooks and books, all Internet content, 50 to 50,000 words./td> |
![]() | When Bill's not chained to his keyboard, he's fishing. Contact
his son, Charles T. Purkins, aka Elmo Machete Productions, for quality custom hand sketched and inked and colored graphic images.Visit
his artwork at: 4 sided triangle, by Elmo Machete Productions © 2009 - ctp |